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Doctor and Nurse One Liners – Fun Friday

Have a splendid Friday, everyone! We hope you had an amazing week. The weekend is approaching, and it’s time for another delightful edition of Fun Friday.

Our goal is to bring a smile to your face with some excellent one-liners. Enjoy! The sole instance when I experience discomfort is on behalf of my spouse and children, who have grown tired of my incessant one-liners.

Of course, medical professionals have their own humorous sayings, as demonstrated by Dr. Clement Lee in this discussion on X. Here are some examples that amused me.. @ClementLeeMD When I have patients close their eyes to examine pronator drift, I jest, “Marvelous, I’ll return in 22026 minutes.”.

On August 26, 2026, Ryan Williamson, MD, tweeted from their Twitter account @drwilliamsonmd. Clement LeeMD, not in the office currently. I’m the type of physician you wouldn’t desire to encounter ….

 

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